Saturday, December 12, 2015

Wat's up?


Today we left Chiang Mai and flew to Bangkok, arriving just after lunch at the Millenium Hilton Hotel right along the Chao Phraya river, meaning our 18th floor room had a gorgeous view.  After settling in, we hopped on their free shuttle ferry to the main ferry terminal to catch an express ferry to Ko Ratanakosin to see the main tourist sites of Bangkok.  We started at Wat Phra Kaew, home of the Emerald Buddha.  I had to wait in line there to rent a shirt and skirt – my usual cover up of two scarves (one to cover knees and one to cover shoulders) didn’t cut it here, for some reason.  Wearing two sets of clothing in the hot Bangkok weather was definitely not comfortable; I sweat all the way through my sundress that I had under the borrowed clothing.  And the place was completely overrun with crowds of tourists.  But the temple was beautiful, and MUCH bigger and more elaborate than anything we had seen in Chiang Mai.

On the hotel shuttle, on our way to Ko Ratanakosin.
Ko Ratanakosin
Wat Phra Kaew.
Wat Phra Kaew.
Wat Phra Kaew.
Wat Phra Kaew.
Wat Phra Kaew.
Monks taking cell phone pics in Wat Phra Kaew. :)
Wat Phra Kaew.
Wat Phra Kaew. Inside this building is the Emerald Buddha, but you can't
take photos inside.
Wat Phra Kaew.
Wat Phra Kaew.  In case you're wondering why there's not more detail of
i.e. what you're looking at, it is because I couldn't figure it out. Turns out the
whole time we were inside Wat Phra Kaew I was looking at a map of Wat Pho!
Because I'm brilliant like that...  :D

After Wat Phra Kaew, we headed south to Wat Pho, which has a HUGE reclining Buddha; I think it was 2-3 stories high and about the length of a basketball court!

Big Buddha. Pics really don't do him justice.
He's really big.  :)
Wat Pho.
Wat Pho.
Monk chat at Wat Pho. Some temples have
"monk chat" so monks can practice their English
with the tourists.  This tourist was taking forever,
so I didn't get to do monk chat myself. Boo.

Sweating my way through Wat Pho...  :)
Wat Pho.
Stone Giants at Wat Pho.
After sweating through the two temples, we took the ferry back to the main terminal, then caught the sky train to Siam Square to check out the Siam Paragon shopping mall, said by Lonely Planet to be the “biggest and glitziest” of all Bangkok’s shopping malls. I was expecting to check out different stores with Thai brands, etc, but it just had stores you can find in the US, like the Gap, etc and also really expensive stores like Chanel and Armani, so we just enjoyed being in the air conditioning for a bit without really shopping.  Since we hadn’t had lunch, we stopped in the enormous basement food court for an early dinner.  We got a little lost in the giant mall trying to find our way back to the sky train!

The huge and fancy Siam Paragon mall.
After Siam Square, we went to Asiatique, an upscale Night Market along the Chao Phraya river.  This seemed a lot less like a night market and more like another shopping mall, but with tiny boutique shops.  There was also a giant ferris wheel with enclosed cars, and lots of restaurants and bars.  After wandering through the maze of shops for a while, we had some tasty gelato for dessert.  Then we caught the free Hilton ferry back to our hotel to gladly shower and turn in.  While we were getting ready for bed we suddenly heard explosions coming from outside the hotel; there were fireworks being set of from a boat on the river right in front of our hotel!  (next day we found out they were for somebody’s wedding) We enjoyed the short fireworks display, then went to bed.  Tomorrow is our last day in Thailand!

Asiatique.
The ferris wheel at Asiatique.

Friday, December 11, 2015

"Hey, you fart fart??"


Gavin in his appropriate moped helmet.  :D :D :D

Today we decided to explore the Warorot market in Chiang Mai's Chinatown area, a daytime market selling mostly clothing and food that was more for the locals than the tourists.  On the way we briefly walked through the flower market, a row of stalls with familiar and unfamiliar flowers, of which the orchid stall was my favorite!  We bought a couple things, and noted that the prices here were about half of what we had been paying at the more touristy markets like the Night Market.  After wandering through the indoor and outdoor parts of the Warorot market, we headed back toward our hotel, stopping for a quick lunch of khao soi in a little restaurant called the Black Elephant, which had a lovely little garden patio in the back. 


The Flower Market.
Interesting flowers at the market.
Gavin at the flower market.
Bottom floor of the Warorot Market.
View from the top floor.
Chinatown in Chiang Mai.
Buying a cheap bra outside the Warorot Market - she insisted I try it on. :D
Back at the hotel, we got picked up for our elephant encounter with Eddy Chiang Mai Elephant Care.  Our guide Nic drove us about an hour outside of Chiang Mai to his uncle’s land in the jungle, where they housed about a dozen elephants in captivity, one is even older than I am!  Nic said that he had inherited some elephants from his parents, and kept acquiring more as they had babies, or they adopted more from other places, etc.  He told us there are actually no wild elephants left in Thailand, and he has to take care of them and keep them captive because all elephants are tagged with the responsible party’s information; if they get out and do any property damage, the owners pay a large fine.  So he is “stuck” with the elephants, but he obviously loves them and has a fun time with letting tourists get to know them; tourism is the only way he can afford to care for them.

Eddy Chiang Mai Elephant Encounter grounds.

Ready to ride in my elephant riding clothes.  :)

Gavin dressed in head to toe stonewash denim.
The 80s called, they want their outfit back...  :D
Elephants in the shade.
When we arrived at the elephant farm, we were amazed by the silence of this part of the jungle, only broken by the occasional trumpeting of one of the elephants.  Nic gave us some clothing to wear for riding so we wouldn’t have to get our own dirty, and then it was time to meet some of the elephants!  Nic grabbed a bucket full of bananas and walked in through the elephants, all of them lunging against their single ankle chain to get to our bananas; it was a little intimidating!  Nic showed us how to feed the baby and a large elephant behind us, saying the command “Bon soong!” to get them to open their mouths, or we could also let them grab the bananas with their trunks.  While we were feeding one, if our back was turned one of the others would reach and tap us with their trunks to get more bananas.  :)

Baby elephant was REALLY excited about the bananas. :)
One of the other elephants.

 Me feeding the baby elephant.


 Gavin feeding the elephants.


 One of the elephants giving me kisses!  Ew!  :D

Next it was time to ride them bareback!  I figured there would be a driver and Gavin and I would be passengers, but they taught me the commands to direct our elephant, whose name was Bifern, and Nic’s uncle walked beside us to help.  I had to say “Pai” for and kick Bifern behind the ears to go forward, “Kwa” and kick behind her left ear to turn right, “Sai” and kick the elephant behind the right ear to turn left, and “Yoot” and lock my legs around her neck to stop.  Gavin rode on a carpet on the elephant’s back, and I sat directly behind her ears, and both of us were surprised at the coarse, prickly hair that covered her hide.  Nic walked with us and used Gavin’s phone to take a plethora of pictures.

Checking my "cheat sheet" of elephant commands. :D That's our
elephant Bifern in front of me.

A walk with Bifern!

No hands, hahaha!

Riding on the path.

As we rode (SLOWLY) along the path, Nic’s uncle kept chopping sugar cane Bifern to carry and eat.  Nic explained that if the elephants get to eat while they work (i.e. carrying tourists, following commands, etc) then it makes them happy and look forward to working.  As we were walking, suddenly the elephant broke wind LOUDLY.  Nic yelled to Gavin, “Hey Gavin, you fart fart!!??” and then Nic and his uncle dissolved into a fit of giggles.  I am sure they make that joke several times a day, but I guess it doesn’t get old! :D  Gavin and I laughed, too.  :)

Bifern eating as we walk.
We rode the elephant down a shallow river, and then into a little shallow pond, where Nic’s uncle gave a command we hadn’t learned, and Bifern laid down on her side, dumping us off into the water, and it was time for her bath.  Nic’s uncle gave us brushes, and we scrubbed her for a bit.


Bifern just dumped us off into the water. :)
Now it is time for her bath.
Then we noticed Bifern had decided to take a massive crap in the water.  The turds the size of my head were floating toward Gavin and I, and then Nic’s uncle just wandered over, picked them up one by one and chucked them out of the water.   We noticed where he had chucked them onto shore, there were hundreds of other old dried turds there.  So I guess the pooping in the water is a frequent occurrence.  We both wanted to jump out of the water, but we didn’t want to offend our hosts… so we were stuck wading in the elephant toilet.  :)

I think he took this photo RIGHT at the moment I
noticed the turds.  Gavin is still oblivious...
I let Gavin know he's getting close to turd central...
Nic's uncle getting ready to shot put a turd to shore!
When we were done bathing in elephant excrement, Nic told us to get back on Bifern, this time with Gavin in the front and me standing behind.  Then they had the elephant soak us with (elephant toilet) water from her trunk repeatedly, while laughing uproariously.  I thought I was safe and they were just going to do it to Gavin, but they had me trade and go in front next.  :)

Me getting sprayed.  :)
Both of us soaked in elephant toilet water.  :D
 
Gavin getting soaked by the elephant. :)


 Now it's my turn...

Right after our elephant toilet bath Nic showed us to real showers he had ready for us (thank goodness, but there was no soap…), and we changed back into our own clothes for the ride back into Chiang Mai.

Once back at the hotel, we showered again more thoroughly, then went out to dinner.  We wanted to eat at a restaurant along the Ping River, so we went to the one Lonely Planet recommended. Unfortunately, it had permanently closed and there was a new hotel/restaurant in its place, so we ate there at The Service 1921 restaurant.  The restaurant was in the old British embassy, and the theme of the restaurant was 1921 British secret service.  The staff were dressed in 1920s wear, the menus were given to us in envelopes marked “Top secret,” and when they brought our appetizer they informed us that this was “our first mission.” :)  The theme was cute, we got to eat on the second floor with a view of the river, and the cocktail I had was tasty, but the food left much to be desired.  The pork curry I ordered had good flavor, but it was 90% solid white fat.  Gavin’s beef wasn’t much better.  We ended up leaving a big pile of our scraps in one of the steamed rice bowls.  :)

After dinner, we walked back through the Night Market again, and I bought a few more home décor items.  Then we headed back to our hotel.  Tomorrow we say goodbye to Chiang Mai.

On the way back from the Night Market we ran into a couple Transformers! :)

Or maybe this one is a Decepticon?  :)